Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.
Everyone. I mean it.
THIS IS THE BEST POST
I HAVE EVER SEEN
they really do mean everyone
i’m getting laser eye surgery. very excited to have laser eyes
Boy: can I put my finger in your belly button?
Girl: yeh sure
Girl: that’s not my belly button
Boy: that’s not my finger
What did I just read…
blue screen of death
System has encountered an error and needs to shut down… your life.
He’ll monitor your journey to the afterlife.
404 error: mercy not found
Death really knows how to crash a party.
you better reblog this because those jokes lost me 3 followers.